Want to Hire a Poker Pro For Your Next Bar Mitzvah?

Posted by Ray Finkle on 27th March 2011

Want to hire Chris Ferguson to throw cards at a banana for your birthday? How about Norman Chad to do a 30-minute stand-up act where he berates Phil Hellmuth? Maybe hire Howard Lederer to give a seminar on why he’s relevant? Perhaps Shana Hiatt to sit around and look hot and talk with you about how she was once married to a pornstar? If you have the money, the options are limitless at the All American Talent and Celebrity Network, talent agency to the stars and poker pros.

Remember poker circa 2002-2006? So does the All American Talent and Celebrity Network. Sadly, that’s all the site remembers. Dated beyond its means, you can guarantee they haven’t gotten many referrals in regards to their poker pro clients.

Some of the laughable player profile highlights include:

Cyndy Violette

“There is a very small group of names at the top of the list of the world’s top female poker players, and among the best known is Cyndy Violette.”

Chip Jett

“Chip Jett is one of the most successful players on the circuit.”

Chris Moneymaker

“Chris has since proved he is no one-hit wonder.”

Howard Lederer

“The Professor continues to succeed in tournaments.”

Johnny Hennigan

“John Hennigan, a former pool hustler from Philadelphia, is a top player who’s made it to at least one World Poker Tour final table – finishing 4th in the tournament at the Bellagio.”

Robert Varkonyi

“A successful businessman and World Champion Poker player, Robert Varkonyi is inspiration to recreational players everywhere.

Phil Gordon

“As a top professional poker player, expert analyst, one of the world’s top instructors of poker and adventure traveler, Gordon will tell you poker as well as other aspects of life takes more than luck or playing the cards you’re dealt.”

Ted Forrest

“As the poker boom continues, we’ll most likely be seeing a lot more of Ted Forrest at the final tables of the world’s biggest tournaments.”

Shana Hiatt

“Her charm and personality fly off the screen, and her rising popularity will undoubtedly carry her further in the TV and film industries.”

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