Posted by Ray Finkle on 18th June 2010

durrrTom “durrr” Dwan is no stranger to tossing around money like it’s going out of style. Synonymous with some of the largest pots in cash game history, Dwan has broken players looking to make their comeuppances at the highest stakes of the game online. He is a gatekeeper with deep pockets and an even deeper understanding of the game. If you haven’t spectated his tables, you have probably watched him on High Stakes Poker, playing at a level of play atop another plain of thought light years beyond anyone who isn’t Phil Ivey. He is also synonymous with being one of the greatest players alive that doesn’t own a World Series of Poker (WSOP) bracelet.

As it was previously reported, Dwan traversed a 2,563-player field earlier this month to battle Simon Watt, 2009 Asia Pacific Poker Tour Aukland event winner, heads-up for a WSOP bracelet. Regardless of the riches he has accumulated, all of the money in the world can’t buy the notoriety WSOP gold represents. Fortunately and unfortunately for durrr, it can buy him into more events, which is just what he will have to do after coming in second of the $1,500 no-limit hold’em event

Dwam earned $381,885 for his troubles, which is a couple of hours in the poker office at $200/$400 or a relatively large pot at his $500/$1000 Omaha tables. To put it into perspective with the million dollar hands he’s been in, it’s a relatively small splash in a big pond. Put the money into perspective with the potential money he had riding on prop bets with a WSOP bracelet in 2010, it was a pin prick to a Stegosaurus.

Erik Seidel tweeted later that night: “Durrrr was a player away from winning the Main Event of the WSOP 5 months early.” Mike Matusow said much the same after his runner-up finish concluded: “[Dwan] was playing for the main event title right there.”

It was originally estimated that Dwan had $2 million riding on bracelet prop bets for the 2010 WSOP. Once heads-up play began, the fully realized amount riding on the difference between first and second was newly estimated at $12.5 million. The difference between first and second on paper was $232,363. The difference between first and second off the record was life-changing and undoubtedly a figure that would have bankrupted the poker economy, or at least some of its players in on the degeneracy. It would have been put so deeply in the red by a Dwan victory that President Obama would of had to offer it a bailout.

No stranger to big game players are big boy prop bets, as you’ve seen me previously report. The lofty multi-million dollar purse Dwan stood to win is the largest ever reported, and could remain that way for a very long time. To give himself better odds, Dwan had even registered in the $1,500 2-7 no-limit single draw event, simultaneously running while he was deep in the no-limit hold’em event. Running back and forth between his two tables to maintain his stacks and afford himself better odds, Dwan gave new meaning to the words “determined” and “sick”.

Even a player of Dwan’s superior skill and tact had to be left reeling after his elimination in second place,  knowing full well that in a heartbeat, the bankroll he had grinded up over his year’s of online play–resting roughly at $6 million–would have tripled over night. That’s just stating the obvious though, like a reporter going up to the star quarterback after losing the championship game and saying “You just lost the championship. What are you feeling right now?”

Like a true professional, Dwan was on to his next tournament the following day. Time is money, and being a man with his skill and lots of both, it’s only a matter of time and patience before he hits the prop bet lottery.

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Posted by Ray Finkle on 8th May 2010

Cash rules everything around me... Forget all that stuff about volcanoes and earthquakes in 2010. I’ll lay you 100 to one on your money that the world isn’t ending and you’d rather read about people who aren’t you spending money you don’t have on stupid things. Pay up.

Fresh from the prop bet wire, having recently lost his $1 million vegetarian prop bet with Tom “durrr” Dwan from High Stakes Poker (of which he bought out of for $150,000), Phil Ivey is on to greener pastures with Howard Lederer. His newest bet scoffs at the U.S. Treasury, laughing at the value of money. On the line this time is an even-bet of $5 million against Ivey winning two World Series of Poker (WSOP) bracelets in 2010 and 2011. As tall an order as this is, he has won seven bracelets since 2000, two of which came last year alone, the same year he final tabled the Main Event. Also, not to be forgotten was his three-bracelet year in 2002. Ivey has already darted out of the gates in 2010, making a second place finish at the Aussie Millions and coming up big in the cash games. If the odds aren’t on his side, than the momentum certainly is. With 80 bracelet events lined-up over the next couple of years, you’d be a fool to go against a man that could check-raise Lady Luck and win.

Ted Forrest has surfaced again, and not for a notable victory or poker related accomplishment. Weighing in at 188 p0unds, he currently has a hefty prop bet with none other than Mike “The Mouth” Matusow. Forrest has until July 15th to get down to 139 pounds to win $2 million. Should he lose, Forrest has to fork over $150,000. That’s 49 pounds in two months, which a doctor would most likely not recommend. Outside of a tapeworm or severing off a limb, it seems that Matusow has made himself some easy money, but we’re talking about Ted Forrest. This is a man that ran a full marathon in the dead of a Vegas summer for $7000, only to go immediately to the hospital afterwards for severe foot injuries after the track burned through the soles of both his shoes. It’s safe to say that he can’t be counted out just yet. Insiders have confirmed that after purchasing his Shake Weight and Ab Lounger, Forrest contacted a few Versaci runway models for tips on reaching his goals. Here’s to hoping this doesn’t become a case of getting rich or dying trying.

If I haven’t convinced you yet that 2010 has been the year of the prop bet, well than I can safely say that it certainly has been the year of the women. With three major titles recently coming at the helm of poker’s leading ladies, nobody can deny the force that the estrogen contingent has become in what used to be a male-dominated game. Not all of us believe in equal opportunity though, as Matusow has also announced that if three woman win bracelets in this year’s WSOP, he will run down the Las Vegas strip completely naked. Accounting for such a small amount of the tourney fields, it’s feat that has improbability written all over it, but miracles do happen. Regardless, the real winner here? Nobody.

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Posted by Ray Finkle on 10th March 2010

gamblersanonIf you tuned in yesterday, you were probably left thinking, “Man, I sure would love to read more about prop bets!” Well you wanted it, you got it. And by you wanted it, I mean this is what you’re getting, and by you got it, I mean enjoy part two of the magical world of pro poker prop bets.

Starting things off, after years of evading weight loss bets, Doyle Brunson couldn’t resist the 10-1 odds on the $100,000 pooled together by a plethora of Vegas pros in 2003. At the height of Atkins and with the help of Weight Watchers, Doyle dropped below 300 pounds, but gained a little back when he put the $1 million he cleared in his pocket.

Mike Svobodny, a famous backgammon player, once bet Ted Forrest $7k that he couldn’t run a marathon at the University of Nevada Las Vegas track field. As if running isn’t unbearable on its own, the blistering heat made the track so hot, it melted the soles of Forrest’s shoes during his 26 mile run. He reached the finish line and immediately went to the hospital with the feet of a Kenyan.

If you thought Huck Seed was just a great poker player and a distant relative to Johnny Appleseed, you were wrong. He is also one of the most notorious prop betters on the pro poker circuit. The following are some of his most famous wagers:

  • He once took a six-figure bet that he couldn’t break 100 four times in one day on a golf course in sweltering Vegas heat using a sand wedge, five iron, and putter. On a day where the mercury nearly popped out the top of the thermometer at 120 degrees, it only took him six rounds.
  • He was given two months that he couldn’t learn to do a standing back flip towering like the Jolly Green Giant at 6’7″. He did one before the end of the 60 days and another after he collected his $10k.
  • Phil Hellmuth once bet Seed $50,000 that he couldn’t stand up to his shoulders in the ocean for 18 hours. He was right three hours later, when Huck came in to shore pruned up and smelling like high tide.
  • Man of betting legend or stubborn pride? Seed’s most recent wager involved him proclaiming that he could run a mile in 4:39. If and when he transforms into an Olympic runner at the age of 40, his 33-1 payout will be brought to him upon by a yeti wearing a clown suit riding a unicorn.
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Posted by Ray Finkle on 9th March 2010

moneypitWhen you’re as ballin as Phil Ivey, winning hundreds of thousands of dollars playing some of the biggest cash games in the world is just another mundane day at the office. So how do you pass the time in your ho-hum life in between quarter million dollar hands and casino buffets? Prop bets.

Prop bets and the poker community go hand in hand. From the golf course to feats of strength to the criminally insane, these bets feed a gambler’s compulsive appetite for always needing something to be on the line.

For anyone that missed last night’s episode of High Stakes Poker, what is arguably the largest prop bet ever made took place between Ivey and fellow high stakes pro Tom “durrr” Dwan. Dwan bet Ivey $1 million that he couldn’t give up eating meat for a year. At a price that takes some people a lifetime of hard, honest work to make, Ivey has to refrain from chicken, fish, beef, and pork. That MBFN. Dwan–get in touch with me and I’ll do it for $100,000. Let me know. TTYL!

For a better look into Ivey’s lifestyle, disregard for money, and his fearless ability to place anything and everything on the line, ESPN took an incredibly enthralling and intimate look here.

As for prop bets, the game of poker has had a long laundry list of famous pros, stupid bets, and irreparable regrets. Below are some of the most notorious:

  • Gavin Smith, Jeff Madsen and Joe Sebok recently had a three-way last longer bet during the main event of the L.A. Poker Classic. Sebok, first to be eliminated, now has to get tattoos of both Smith and Madsen on his body. Madsen was next to go and only has to defile his body with Smith’s face. Only…
  • Howard Lederer, a vegan, was bet $10,000 by David Grey that he wouldn’t eat a cheeseburger. The melted goodness on top wasn’t the only cheddar Howard got his hands on that day. He immediately let go of the tree he was hugging and chowed down on the beef patty, walking away with some easy money.
  • Easily the most infamous prop bet ever involves high stakes gambler Brian Zembic. A friend of Brian’s bet him $100,000 that he wouldn’t get breast implants and keep them for a year. Defying all laws of nature and manhood, Zembic went through with the procedure, paying for the surgery that replaced his dignity with 38Cs. He remains a walking one-man circus sideshow, getting $10,000 a year for the life of his money making chest.
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