Posted by Ray Finkle on 29th March 2011

Darvin Moon is a name that will resonate amongst poker discussion for years to come. The unassuming Maryland logger took the 2009 World Series of Poker Main Event by storm, eventually succumbing to Joe Cada heads-up, walking away with $5,182,601 for his efforts and becoming poker’s newest Cinderella story. It’s a story with a far more happy ending than one he was originally part of.

In what has become just another missing persons report in the annals of unsolved crimes, Moon was dating the victim of a mysterious disappearance and featured on Unsolved Mysteries more than two decades ago.

From the Unsolved Mysteries transcript:

“Gorman, Maryland, population 200. It was a typical workday for 19-year-old Cathy Ford. She was a waitress at her family’s restaurant, The Old Mill. Around 2 o’clock [p.m.] Cathy received a mysterious phone call and she left work early. She never returned. Paul Ferrell, a former deputy sheriff, was convicted of her kidnapping and murder.

The next day Cathy’s family and her boyfriend, Darvin Moon, organized search parties and put up posters offering a reward. During the search, Darvin Moon talked to Paul Ferrell outside the Old Mill restaurant. There was a story going around. Cathy had been seen the day before near Paul’s trailer. Darvin also told Ferrell that smoke from some unexplained source had been seen near his trailer. To Paul Ferrell, it felt like an accusation. So he decided to look around for himself. According to Ferrell, he found Cathy’s burnt out car less than 200 yards from his trailer. At that point he made a critical decision. He wouldn’t tell anyone about the car. Ferrell says that it was simply a matter of fear…

Continue with the crime…

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Posted by BungalowOfCards on 18th September 2009

darvin-moonDarvin Moon is building a name in the poker world that rivals his surname’s prominence in the night sky.

After bringing the competition at the World Series of Poker to its knees, Moon is poised to sit down and use his monster chip lead to win the thing outright in November.  And while he is the least experienced player at the table, you just can’t argue with the guy holding 30% of the chips.

But that’s just the beginning: in the four months since the much-ballyhooed Final Table was determined, Moon has had every opportunity to sign a major promotional deal with the online poker site of his choosing. Instead Moon has remained a lone gunner, stating that “there is not enough money in the world for someone to tell me what to do.”

Well, we here at CarbonPoker are not about to take no for an answer.  You hear that, Darvin?  We like you just the way you are.  With that in mind here are the

Top Five Reasons You Should Join CarbonPoker, Darvin Moon

5. Holy!  We Like the Saints Tooooo!

We just love that you wear a Saints hat while you play. If you join us we’ll put out a hit on Drew Brees and have you starting in no less than a year.

4. CarbonPoker is Elderly-Friendly

Everyone is talking about how you learned to play from your grandfather.  Well, sign on with us and we’ll open the internet’s first 80+ poker room, featuring on-screen reminders of what the hands are, 0.01 cent Sit and Gos, and weekly online garage sales.  It’ll be the bees knees.

3. Goatees = Nice

If you become Carbon’s number one man, we’ll institute a mandatory goatee policy for all employees.  But none will be as bushy as yours, Darvin, promise.

2.  Logging is For Winners

We’re very impressed that you own a logging company, Darvin.  We hate forests.  We’ll clear-cut the Eastern seaboard if that would get you on board.

1. We Like Being Told What to Do

Don’t worry about us telling you what to do, Darvin.  With your enticing combination of looks, personality, and enthusiasm, we won’t need a marketing strategy with you on our side.  Just undo that lower button on your golf shirt and accept the keys to the CarbonPoker vault.

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