Okay, so if any of you have seen the ‘Cool Stuff’ section of the Carbon website then you will know it is dismally pathetic. So in order to rectify this I am going to ask for your help. Over some time now I’ve been collecting poker jokes and quotes to help make this section worthy of its name, I would like for you to assist me by posting any poker jokes or quotes in reply to this post. Gambling jokes and quotes are also most welcome.
The person who posts the best joke or quote, will receive $25 into their player account. So make sure you post your player name along with your joke or quote.
Ill start off with one of my favorites…
Besides lovemaking and singing in the shower, there aren’t many human activities where there is a greater difference between a person’s self-delusional ability and actual ability than in poker.
– Steve Badget
Two old buddy’s were sitting at the poker table,one says to the other,whoever dies and goes to heaven first,should caome back and let the other now how the tables are in heaven.Sure enough one of the buddies dies later that month.so the one buddy is sitting in a game and a big gust of wind comes along and blows his cards around.Well its his buddy in heavenand he says to his buddy at the table,ive got good news and bad news,thetables in heaven are the greatest,the bad news is your in a qualifier monday at noon!
Hi,When i see aplayer not winning a pot they always say give me a new dealer.but what i say to them is TUNA OR LATER YOU WILL WIN LOL
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