Posted by CarbonPoker on 1st September 2008

A Comment received in reply to the post ‘Table Lessons’, I thought I would share it with you. Thanks thesteve1 for posting this.

‘…That is hilarious! And so true. Many times I have come across poker in everyday living. My knowledge of poker has saved my behind many times in life.
One example, and this for the men out there. Situation comes up between you and your wife. Doesn’t matter what. You are put into the position of answering a loaded question. Women load there questions all the time. So how do I answer? your thinking to yourself. Do i tell her, “yes, that dress does make you look fat.” Hmmm… Not a good choice, what else? I know… I can say “no honey, that’s a dress makes you look so beautiful.” Hmmm… nope she knows this answer is full of bull. Not that she’s fat, but that she thinks so. Hmmm… What to do… what to say… Hmmm… Ahh poker. The third option, Hmmm… the bluff. Hmmm… I GOT IT! “Honey, I know you dont have the the right dress, why don’t you go shopping and surprise me with the most beautiful dress you can find.” The third option. This answer will save a mans marriage, and maybe even his life. The best part is, while she’s out shopping forever for the “perfect” dress. You get to be alone to play poker without having to worry about the wife calling you to take out the trash while your on the final table. the1steve’

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