Dont play poker in a gay bar…

Posted by CarbonPoker on 27th March 2009

So two enthusiastic poker players after finishing an intense poker game at their regular club, leave in heated conversation and inadvertently wander into a bar to continue their conversation over a cold beer.

Now as they downed a few drinks, talk gets loose, and curse words slip and slur through out the speech. “He had a good pair, so I pushed all in” comments one of the players just before becoming conscious of a table of men staring at him wide eyed with thinly veiled smiles. Suddenly becoming aware that the entire establishment was filled with almost exclusively male clientele. No wonder – there were in a gay bar.

Consider for a second the phrases used by a bunch of semi drunk poker players. , “he had the nuts”, “I got done on the river…”. , “I got busted on the flop”, “he raised..” “I tried with double down..but he raised”.

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3 Responses to “Dont play poker in a gay bar…
  • KushMoney says:

    LMAO! That was funny.

  • Poker says:

    Poker…

    Outcome- and odds – you bedder study them before you play poker…

  • chris tribb says:

    Now That’s FUN FUN FUNNY I DONT CARE WHO U ARE……………..
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