An Australian police officer has stepped down from his job after getting busted urinating on a video poker machine in a Sunshine Coast nightclub. The place was called the Blue Bar, by the way. And it sounds like a great place.
I know that I’ve felt like pissing on a machine before – they’re kind of loud, they take all my money, and they crowd up lines at the bar – but pulling it out and spraying it down could only be done by a real drunk Aussie.
News like this from the criminal-continent never really surprises me. Seriously, if the headline read, “Ranger gets fired for riding booze filled kangaroo across rugby league pitch” would you spit out your VB? No and no.
Was it a bad beat that turned into a golden stream? An actual lineup for a men’s room? I need some more context on this!
Even Aussie police are asking anyone with knowledge of the incident to contact Crime Stoppers. Be a helpful citizen! I mean, if you saw this go down, I’m sure you can’t get that image out of your head.
Anybody that leads to more information is eligible for the Crime Stoppers reward and a bonus from CarbonPoker – keeping video poker machines piss-free since 2005.
Good on that copper! He should have been promoted! Using a poker machine is like pissing it all in a toilet anyway…whatever you throw into the pokie’s throat goes down…so who can blame the man for getting a bit confused eh? Ban the flaming dangerous products before they destroy our economy completely!
You have to be a)extremely intoxicated or b) or extremely intoxicated and have taken some terrible beats to make the decision to pull down your pants and piss on a poker machine in public. I think a cop should have better decision making than this!